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  1. 3 points
    If he isn't willing to put any effort into his app, I know from experience he won't be good staff.
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    Greetings, Comrade! TLA Command is announcing their new introduction to the world of Gun Running. We have a large surplus of cheap cold-war era weaponry that we do not need for our soldiers. We are making all of them available to Civillians, with the exception of war vehicles - We believe they are too powerful to fall into the wrong hands.(also getting banned sucks) Here is a list of all weapons we offer: Rifles AKM - $60,000 - Ol' Reliable. 7.62x39mm, thirty round magazines(not included), baby! What's not to love? AKS - $60,000 - Super cool folding version of Ol' Reliable. FN FAL - $80,000 - The right arm of the Free world? Hah! You wish! Lee Enfield - $30,000 - Cheap, bolt action, but very powerful. SA-58V/SA-58P - $60,000 - The Czechs decided the AKM sucked, so they made their own. It's that good shit. AK74/AK74KOBRA/AK74U/AKS74 - $90,000 - More modern version of Ol' Reliable. Less damage, but less recoil. More accurate than my ability to park a car. And I park cars for a living! AK74(PSO1) - $150,000 - Woah, you think you're Chris Kyle or something? AK74(KOBRA, GL) - $150,000 - Say hello to my little friend! You've got that high-tech Kobra sight, AND a grenade launcher? A motherfucking grenade launcher! AK107(KOBRA) - $175,000 - Now THIS is a modern gun. Firing the same 5.45x39 as the AK74 variants, this little bastard fires 'em nearly twice as fast! Now THAT's firepower! AK107(PSO1) - $200,000 - Like the AK74(PSO1), but like, 10 times the coolierness. AK107(PSO1,GL) - $225,000 - Seriously? Who designed this beast? It may weigh 27 and a half pounds, but trust me, it'll be useful in combat! AK107(GL,KOBRA) - $200,000 - What it says on the can. A fast-firing AK with a grenade launcher and a red-dot. Good for killing blufor scum fighting in urban settings. SVD/SVD(DESERT) - $300,000 - Russia's trusted it for years, why can't you? 10 shots, 1-hit-kill to the chest, semi auto, can hit to 800m out accurately. SVD(WOODLAND) - $215,000 - For some reason we have woodland camo'd stuff in the middle east. Don't ask me, I just sell stuff. M24(DESERT) - $250,000 - Okaaaaaay for some reason we have American sniper rifles. .308WIN, the ol' trusty. Good out to 800, bolt action. CZ550 - $105,000 - Good for the amateur killer of blufor scum assassin on a budget, this fires a 9.3x63mm round. Very powerful. Rocket Launchers RPG-7 - $500,000 - Ye Olden Anti-Tank Apparatus. Good for throwing missiles out to a few hundred meters. RPG-7 Rockets - ALL $150,000 - We have AP, AT, and MEGA-AT. RPG-18 - $400,000 - Russia's answer to the USA's M72 LAW. If I can level with you, it's pretty shit. Just get a 7. RPG-18 Rocket - $100,000 - Seriously just get a 7. I'm only offering it because we have them. M79 Thumper - $100,000 - Okay, it's under the rocket launchers category but it isn't a launcher. Don't crucify me. Ol' Reliable for lobbing 40mm balls of death over a few hundred meters. M79 40MM HE - $3,000 - What? You want me to make some witty description for a 40mm grenade? It explodes. That's it. Vehicles rubs hands OH BOY HERE WE GO! We've got a huge selection of cold-war era Russian vehicles for you. I understand most people aren't particularly jumping to buy our guns because, well hell, you can get the same guns at the Terrorist Hideout. But not THESE! Cars/Trucks UAZ - $45,000 - Good Ol' Russian utility vehicle. UAZ(AGS30) - $350,000 - The AGS30 is a FULLY. FUCKING. AUTO. GRENADE LAUNCHER. Buy this now, you need it. UAZ(DSHKM) - $175,000 - Pretty damn simple. A UAZ with a big ol' shooty gun. Kamaz(Open OR Closed) - $175,000 - Russia's Premier Military Troop Transport. The inside smells like vodka. Don't ask. Kamaz(Ammunition) - $1,500,000 - Rearms vehicles. Pretty handy, don't get it shot. Or lift on fire. Or hit anything too hard. Or hit a pothole. Use at own risk. Kamaz(Repair) - $500,000 - Somehow has enough machinery on it to repair a tank that's been hit with missiles from absolutely destroyed back to fully working in seconds. Uhhh... Russia™ Kamaz(Fuel) - $300,000 - A fuel truck. Can somehow refuel diesel trucks, gasoline cars, and aircraft using jet fuel. Runs on vodka. APCs/Tanks Vodnik BPPU - $1,900,000 - A reliable military vehicle with a massive 40mm cannon on the back. Has AP and HE rounds at the ready, and a PKT underslung. A mean fighting vehicle in the hands of an experienced gunner. BMP-2 - $4,500,000 - Predecessor to the BMP3. Most of the same armament as the BTR90, minus the 40mm and the ATGM. BTR-40 DSHKM - $450,000 - A fast, lightly armored vehicle with a bigass machinegun on the top. BRDM-2 - $1,000,000 - Equipped with a light and heavy machine gun, this beast can own the streets. BRDM-2 ATGM - $2,500,000 - This monster has a huge pod of guideable, lockable AT missiles on the top. T-34 - $5,000,000 - The tank that defended Stalingrad! Just like a cuddly friend, if that cuddly friend had thick armor and a 80mm cannon! T-55 - $7,500,000 - PKT, 100mm cannon. Low profile, decent speed. Not much to say about this one. T-72 - $12,500,000 - DA! That's what a true Russian would say when he looks at this beauty. DSHKM on top if you have a commander, it's got some very strong armor, has a decent speed, and it's got a whopping 125mm cannon on it. What can survive a 125? Nothing, that's what! ZSU-23 Shilka - $6,000,000 - Need to take out some aircraft? This is your best friend. Four massive ZU-23 cannons on the front and the ability to zoom from here to the moon, not much is escaping from this. Aircraft UH-1H Huey - $800,000 - Well, I ain't no fortunate son but I can tell you this is one hell of an aircraft! Made popular in the Vietnam conflict, the UH1H can hit speeds of 225km/h, has excellent maneuvering, and has two M240s on the side for easy offense and defense. CH-47F - $2,000,000 - The hell are you hauling? The entire continent of Europe? This thing's got you. With two MINIGUNS on the sides and an M240 on the back, excellent armor, radar, flares, and great speed, this is the ideal transport helicopter. MI-8(Medevac) - $2,500,000 - Need to do some humanitarian bullshit? This is your helicopter. MI-8 - $2,500,000 - Like the medevac version, but with guns and no pansy humanitarian shit. We don't need no morals here. Just guns. MI-8MTV-3R - $8,000,000 - Equipped with over 100 S-5 rockets, this thing can lay down the pain. Not ideal for anti-tank, as they're high explosive and best for light armor and personnel. Great speed, kind of shitty maneuvering but it can get in and out in a few seconds. Good armor, flares, radar. Ptchela 1/T - $500,000 - Uhhh... yeah I don't even know. It's really good for getting into places undetected. We spy on blufor do cool stuff with it all the time. So that's about it. We might add some more things to our inventory, we don't know yet. We currently sell to Civs(0% markup), NATO/UN Forces(25% Markup), and Independents(50% markup, there are certain things we will NOT sell to indeps. Anything anti-air is out.) CIVS: MAKE SURE YOU DECLARE TERROR BEFORE BUYING OUR VEHICLES. CIVS: IF YOU USE OUR VEHICLES OR WEAPONS FOR ACTS OF MASS MURDER OR MASS DESTRUCTION YOU WILL BE BARRED FROM BUYING OUR PRODUCTS EVER AGAIN, AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY AND ALL COMP/DAMAGE YOU CAUSE. TLA GUN RUNNERS IS NOT RESPONSIBE FOR ANY DEATH, PTSD, PHYSICAL TRAUMA, MENTAL TRAUMA, ACTS OF MASS MURDER, ACTS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, CRYING, BURNING, CHOKING, SCREAMING, AGONY, ETERNAL TORTURE, ETC. USERS OF THESE PRODUCTS ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS. Due to TheEliteP's school shooting mass bombing with one of our vehicles last night, we are discontinuing our line of MI24s, BMP-3s, and L39ZAs. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.
  3. 2 points
    Hey im kind of new to this server and thought I would start posting on this forum and made an average profile of some photo's about me and a small sentence describing me, but I im wondering where do I go to donate on for this server? Im not worried about Supporter Licence or anything how every I do run the Water Theme Park in picton for my old man and understand that things are not cheap and bills tend to add up altogether and could start being costly so I would like to help with server costs.
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    Civilian/Indep Smidge likes this..
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    Right here my guy Good Guy Silkofoxx
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    After a long time of playing here at TLX and becoming staff, im afraid my time has come to an end. I love this community, its players and its staff.. I just dont have the time that is needed to be dedicated to the server anymore. Furthermore I believe the server is headed in a direction that just isnt for me. My time here at TLX was a very enjoyable and memorable adventure. I hope that I helped the community as much as it has helped me. TLX has come a long way. There has been bumps along the road, but look at it now... An excellent community. I hope TLX continues to grow and become an even bigger monster than any of us anticipated. But unfortunately im afraid this will happen without me being a part of the staff team. I do still intend to stick around and come on from time to time, and be there for those who need me. Thanks, Former TLX Staff Steven
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  12. 1 point
    I'm here for cuddles if you need.
  13. 1 point
    DoritosPowers you were banned permamently for admitting to taking down our server with an exploit. Your own words and actions are entirely to blame for your ban.
  14. 1 point
    I asked for him to put in more effort if he wants to become staff. He half-assed the whole application. Imo
  15. 1 point
    Good luck on your application, Don't mind you being part of the team, just as my point states, you need some things to work on. Let's hope to see you in the Team:P
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  18. 1 point
    >takistan life >roleplay one or the other hombre
  19. 1 point
    You're a staff member at OTL that bragged about crashing our server on the OTL Teamspeak less than an hour after it down. You were also online at the time of the crash. Given this information and the fact that our server has been crashing at a suspiciously high rate the past couple days despite no major changes made, you will remain banned until further notice.
  20. 0 points
    Why do my suggestions get deleted? Isnt this is a server, where you are allowed to share your opinion? I know if you harm someone, its forbidden but where did I harm anyone with a suggestion, to fix relations? Noone is willing to talk to me. I have a feeling that the whole management doesnt care .... Help me, I am not in this bad mood to harm you or your server! Whatever you got told, I didnt do anything. Proof it! You have logs!
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    We should all now know by now that the item shops will be having a full-scale price rebalance, along with the fact that some weapons will be removed. The as50 thermal will be one of many items removed from VIP. Now, understanding it's a thermal weapon it is "strong" not "op". I will tell you why as50 thermal needs to stay in VIP. Blufor weapons/vehicle prices will be going down immensely. If as50 thermal will be removed it will make it extremely hard to play long-distance sniping. As50 thermal will no longer be "op" because blufor will be able to constantly afford vehicles and helicopters. Keeping this previous note in mind, we can logically make sense that the as50 will now be counter-played and will be very weak because currently blufor rarely pull out any vehicles because the independents will just blow it up with lock-on missiles..... but, oh wait, that's getting NERFED too. The lock on rocket and missiles will increase in price heavily as well and the meta for independent will no longer consist of lock on rockets due to the insane price increase. Summary: As50 thermal needs to be kept to keep the system of 'long-distance sniping. Helicopters will constantly be scouting, armored vehicles will be patrolling. Any close 800m sniper will be quickly eliminated. Sure, as50 will be strong for the first few kills without being spotted, but with the help of the decline price cost for weapons/vehicles for blufor and in the incline of prices for independent rockets and gear. There will be a balance, if the as50 thermal is removed, indeps will extremely weak and will not stand a fair chance against blufor. ~ Gen Richotvz " time for a true display of skill"
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    For the kiwis @Comrade Potato @Roque @Smidge Griffkin kappa
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    This will be the final response from staff regarding your ban appeal. As of right now your ban was justified but will be lifted. If you need any assistance with not being able to join the server please go to a support room on TS3. This topic will be locked to prevent further comments.
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    Ban appeal format: [In-Game Name] : (List the name that was used when the ban was issued. IE: Winters) [RISE][PMC] Artyom [GUID] : (List your Arma 2 OA GUID) 59abcf5d9f1693079be73e9418d39e9 [Ban information] : (List the reason provided when you try to join the server. IE: Staff avoidance | RDM | 3D | Winters) | Abshire | RDMx2 | 2D | [Ban Justification] : (Do you believe your ban was justified? If not, explain.) I do not feel as if my ban was justified. Vladimir Putin (Who has been angry and salty at me all day since I was on Opfor and blew up his osprey) claimed that I RDM'd him after I had left the server, meaning I was unable to actually give my side of the story. Same thing with Rogue, he claimed I VDM'd him (This was all in the same situation) while in reality he shot me with his AS50 and killed me while I was driving and my car hit him and killed him. (He was standing in the middle of the road) [Reason for appeal] : (Provide a detailed reason of why your ban should be lifted.) Well, we were at the checkpoint outside of Rasman (Vladimir was building another one) with another PMC contractor, we were there just hanging out when Vladimir who recgonized me from earlier started getting all angry at me, and eventually while he was talking to us, swinging his H-Barrier prop around attempting to prop kill us. Because of this me and the other PMC knock him out and zip tie him, however the zip tie animation didn't work and he shot his gun about 2 times which made me panic and shoot him (He was also turning around). After this me and the other PMC get in our SUV's to run away but Rogue pulls up in his police SUV (In the middle of the road) and shoots me out and kills me, but my SUV keeps going and hits him killing him. Because I just died and lost 3 mill I left the server and they went ahead and went into support and got me banned without myself being able to explain what really happened. [Improvement] : (Provide a detailed description of how you can improve yourself so this doesn't happen again if your ban is lifted.) I can improve myself by not getting flustered at losing fake money and leaving the server. If I kill two people I should wait and see if they try and pull me into support and if they do then I can actually explain myself, rather than getting myself in this situation of being banned and having to make an appeal.
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